- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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