- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Who wants $300? Me too.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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