A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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women's rights.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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