how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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