- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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