read me write me

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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