Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Connor is homosexuaI

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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