- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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