- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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