- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

black people

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

The holocaust

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

ask me if im a door yes

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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