- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

knock knock Goodbye

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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