- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Sloths

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

outside your comfort zone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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