The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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