- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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