- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

2 + 2 = 4

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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