- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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