What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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