whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

My peni s

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

my penis

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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