- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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