99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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WNBA

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you will like this because i am black.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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My Boyfriend

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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