- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Okay, after this one then...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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