What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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