Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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