- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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