- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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