- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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