Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

The New York Giants

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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