- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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