- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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