- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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