You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Tim likes girls

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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