- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Cripples are lame.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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