- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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