What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Beka has AIDS

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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