Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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