Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Girls Lacrosse.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Sir, your wife is dead

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

cory

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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