- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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