A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Pickles are moist.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why is this joke funny because your laughing

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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