- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

2 black kids walk into school

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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