A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Then none of us want to be right.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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