What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Chlamydia

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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pee

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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