- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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