Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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2 black kids walk into school

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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The holocaust

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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