"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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You just read this ..

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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