What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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