- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Dyslexics have more nuf!

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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