- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Chris is hairy

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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