A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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www.xnxx.com

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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