- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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