- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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