- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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