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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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