What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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