- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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