What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Your mums a potato

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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