One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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