I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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