- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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