- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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