- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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