- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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