Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

justin beiber sucks

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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