What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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