- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

SUCK MY NUTS

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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