- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

it's funny because it's funny

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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