can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

I once did something.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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