roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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