I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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