what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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all the kids had fun

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Your mom went to college

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