What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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