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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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