Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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