- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Women's rights

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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