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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Women's rights.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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