- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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