- Anti Joke

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Once upon a time a homeless man was walking down the street. He stopped suddenly and realized he didn't know how to read. So he walked to the library to find someone to teach him. A woman was sitting at one of the tables so the homeless man walked up to her and asked, "Can you teach me how to read?" The woman stared at the homeless man for a few moments. Then she replied to him saying, "Not until you take a bath." Realizing that he smelled awful and that his face was covered in dirt he nodded towards the woman and left to go find a shower house. The homeless man came upon a hotel and asked the receptionist, "Excuse me sir, may I take a shower here?" The receptionist gave the man a long hard look and said, "Not until you find a better set of clothes." The homeless man looked at himself and saw that his clothes were quite old and worn out so he left the hotel to find a clothing store. He finds a clothing store and asks an employee, "Sir, may I have a new shirt, pants, socks, shoes and a pair of underwear?" The employee quickly said in reply, "Not until you pay for them." The homeless man remembered that he indeed was poor and didn't have a penny to his name. So then he walks out of the store to go find a job and make some money. He happens across a storage facility moving many heavy boxes. He walks up to the supervisor and asks, "Pardon me sir, do you need any help with moving these boxes? If you can pay me a few dollars I will help you." The supervisor said to him, "Sure, start moving them to that unit in the corner there. So the homeless man worked until dusk, made $55 dollars, went back to the clothes store, bought new clothes, waked back to the hotel and took a shower, and finally walked over to the library where the woman was still sitting and learned how to read. He walked out of the library feeling accomplished and full of pride. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention to where he was walking. He slipped on the curb into traffic and was hit by a car, dying on impact.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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