- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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